President's Day

While out eating lunch recently, I overheard a conversation between a mother and her young son. "What is tomorrow?" she asked him. "It's President's Day," the boy replied "What does that mean?" she asked. The boy paused thoughtfully for a moment, and responded, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of unemployment and stupidity." I almost snorted my iced tea. - Anonymous